The Lesser of Evils is Still Evil - Men’s Cotton Long-Sleeve T-Shirt
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Why You’ll Love It
- Year-round long-sleeve comfort: light enough to layer, cozy enough to live in.
- Soft “good cotton” feel: Airlume combed ring-spun cotton—smooth, breathable, not stiff.
- Sleeves that behave: ribbed cuffs keep things locked in and out of your coffee.
- Message hits fast, details reward up close: big statement on the ring; quiet “More Choices = More Voices” for the ones who lean in.
Field Reports
Agents report:
- Increased knowing nods from fellow silent outsiders
- People laughing… then pausing like, “wait… yes.”
- Occasional attempts to recruit you into Team A or Team B (decline politely; continue dancing)
Mission-ready for:
- Cool-weather marches, evening vigils, early-morning ballot missions
- Town halls, debates, and “no, I’m not picking a side” situations
- Layering under jackets, flannels, trench coats, and plausible deniability
- Any day you want your shirt to say: “I refuse the false choice.”
Specs (Filed Under “Confidential”)
- Fabric: 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton
- Fit: Regular fit
- Build: Side-seamed construction; cover-stitched collar; durable double-needle stitching where it counts
- Details: Crew neck; 2" ribbed cuffs
- Print: Eco-conscious, low-impact inks
Sizing & Ops Notes
Standard unisex sizing, true to size — choose your usual for normal ops; size up for looser layering.
Care intel: machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F), tumble dry low or drip-dry preferred; no ironing or dry cleaning (and use non-chlorine bleach only if absolutely necessary).
Final Word
This isn’t “both sides.”
This is “I see the trap, and I’m done pretending it’s freedom.”
A little joy. A little bite. A serious message delivered with a grin.
Because the lesser of evils is still evil—and you’re allowed to demand better.
Options!
Also available in a 100% Organic Short-Sleeve or as a 100% combed, ring-spun cotton Short-Sleeve with brighter colors. Don't get confused that it's labeled as "Women's". It is a Unisex fit and for ANYONE that loves some extra bold color options!
Features & Specifications
Size Guide
| Size | Chest | Body Length from HPS* |
| XS | 16.5 | 27 |
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
Centimeters
| Size | Chest | Body Length from HPS* |
| XS | 42 | 68.5 |
| S | 45.75 | 71 |
| M | 51 | 73.5 |
| L | 56 | 76 |
| XL | 61 | 79 |
| 2XL | 66 | 81 |
| 3XL | 71 | 84 |
| 4XL | 76 | 86 |
*HPS = Measured from High Point of Shoulder
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