Men's IXNAY long-sleeve black t-shirt with graphic lesser of evils is still evil printed on 100% cotton.

The Lesser of Evils is Still Evil - Men’s Cotton Long-Sleeve T-Shirt

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$39.99
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Men's IXNAY long-sleeve black t-shirt with graphic lesser of evils is still evil printed on 100% cotton.

The Lesser of Evils is Still Evil - Men’s Cotton Long-Sleeve T-Shirt

$39.99
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ColorBlack
Size
IXNAY OPS // TERMINAL

Why You’ll Love It

  • Year-round long-sleeve comfort: light enough to layer, cozy enough to live in.
  • Soft “good cotton” feel: Airlume combed ring-spun cotton—smooth, breathable, not stiff.
  • Sleeves that behave: ribbed cuffs keep things locked in and out of your coffee.
  • Message hits fast, details reward up close: big statement on the ring; quiet “More Choices = More Voices” for the ones who lean in.

Field Reports

Agents report:

  • Increased knowing nods from fellow silent outsiders
  • People laughing… then pausing like, “wait… yes.”
  • Occasional attempts to recruit you into Team A or Team B (decline politely; continue dancing)

Mission-ready for:

  • Cool-weather marches, evening vigils, early-morning ballot missions
  • Town halls, debates, and “no, I’m not picking a side” situations
  • Layering under jackets, flannels, trench coats, and plausible deniability
  • Any day you want your shirt to say: “I refuse the false choice.”

Specs (Filed Under “Confidential”)

  • Fabric: 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton
  • Fit: Regular fit
  • Build: Side-seamed construction; cover-stitched collar; durable double-needle stitching where it counts
  • Details: Crew neck; 2" ribbed cuffs
  • Print: Eco-conscious, low-impact inks

Sizing & Ops Notes

Standard unisex sizing, true to size — choose your usual for normal ops; size up for looser layering.

Care intel: machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F), tumble dry low or drip-dry preferred; no ironing or dry cleaning (and use non-chlorine bleach only if absolutely necessary).

Final Word

This isn’t “both sides.”
This is “I see the trap, and I’m done pretending it’s freedom.”

A little joy. A little bite. A serious message delivered with a grin.
Because the lesser of evils is still evil—and you’re allowed to demand better.

Options!

Also available in a 100% Organic Short-Sleeve or as a 100% combed, ring-spun cotton Short-Sleeve with brighter colors. Don't get confused that it's labeled as "Women's". It is a Unisex fit and for ANYONE that loves some extra bold color options!

Features & Specifications
  • 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
  • 32 singles
  • Regular fit
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Crew neck
  • Cover-stitched collar
  • 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs
  • Logo/Artwork dimensions: 8 x 8 in/20.3 x 20.3 cm
  • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
Size Guide
Inches
Size Chest Body Length from HPS*
XS 16.5 27
S 18 28
M 20 29
L 22 30
XL 24 31
2XL 26 32
3XL 28 33
4XL 30 34

Centimeters
Size Chest Body Length from HPS*
XS 42 68.5
S 45.75 71
M 51 73.5
L 56 76
XL 61 79
2XL 66 81
3XL 71 84
4XL 76 86

*HPS = Measured from High Point of Shoulder
Care Instructions
  • Non-chlorine bleach as needed
  • Do not iron
  • Do not dry clean
  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
  • Tumble dry: low heat, drip-dry preferred
Shipping

We strive to process and ship all orders in a timely manner, working diligently to ensure that your items are on their way to you as soon as possible. Print-On-Demand and Made-On-Demand products are packed and shipped within 2 business days. Orders placed on weekends or holidays will be processed on the next business day. Transit time is measured in business days which are Monday through Friday (excluding holidays). Note: We may get backlogged during sale events and holidays, which could delay your shipment.

We recommend the free Ground shipping (if applicable) or Standard shipping options whenever possible for the least environmental impact.

See our Shipping Policy for more details.

Manufacturing

IXNAY proudly sources Print-On-Demand and Made-On-Demand products whenever possible. This helps eliminate waste and saves our valuable natural resources.

These t-shirts are Print-On-demand. This means you may have to wait a little longer than normal to receive your order. But not by much! SO, whether ordering as a gift for that special someone or if that special someone is you, please keep this in mind.

Quality Guarantee & Returns
  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because these products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

We are committed to ensuring a positive shopping experience for all our customers. If for any reason you wish to return an item, we invite you to reach out to our team for assistance, and we will evaluate every return request with care and consideration.

Further details can be found on our Return and Refund Policy page.

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), IXNAY LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative atgpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 8 The Green B, Dover, DE 19901-3618 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

Support & Policy Links

Have further questions or want to know the details of all of our policies? Please check out our Support Page for links to all relevant information or to contact us.

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