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The Lesser of Evils is Still Evil - Men’s Organic Cotton T-Shirt
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IXNAY OPS // TERMINAL
Why You’ll Love It
- Pure & soft: 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton with that clean, breathable feel.
- Classic, unpretentious fit: Regular fit, set-in sleeves, 1×1 rib collar — basics done right.
- Built for repeat ops: Double-needle hems for durability, wash after wash.
- A protest sign you can fold: Political commentary—delivered with cartoon joy and a grin you don’t have to explain (unless you want to).
Field Reports
Agents confirm:
- Increased knowing nods from fellow silent outsiders
- Occasional side-eye from loyalists of “Team This” vs “Team That”
- Spontaneous laughter from people who realize the joke is… not a joke
Mission-ready for:
- Rallies, marches, town halls, and “I’m just here to listen” recon
- Coffee lines where the small talk is big talk
- Family gatherings where you refuse the forced-choice question
- Voting days, volunteer days, mutual-aid runs, and sanity walks
- Any moment you want to say “no” without yelling
Specs (Filed Under “Confidential”)
- Material: 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
- Fabric Weight: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)
- Fit: Regular, unisex style
- Collar: 1×1 ribbed, self-fabric neck tape inside back for comfort
- Construction: Set-in sleeves; double-needle topstitch at sleeves & bottom hem
- Artwork: Circular "presidential seal"-style graphic, approx. 8 × 8 in (20.3 × 20.3 cm)
Sizing & Ops Notes
- True to regular fit — if you want it roomy, size up.
- Care: cold wash, tumble dry low or drip-dry preferred; avoid bleach; don’t dry clean; stay out of the blast radius.
Final Word
This isn’t a party shirt. It’s an anti-binary uniform for anyone tired of being told “pick a side” while the room burns.
Wear it as a smile. Wear it as a warning.
Reject Rejects Rejector approved.
Features & Specifications
Size Guide
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Centimeters
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
| S | 28 ⅜ | 19 ½ | 9 ¼ |
| M | 29 ⅛ | 21 | 9 ½ |
| L | 29 ⅞ | 22 ⅝ | 9 ⅝ |
| XL | 31 ⅛ | 24 ⅝ | 9 ⅞ |
| 2XL | 32 ⅛ | 26 ⅝ | 10 |
| 3XL | 33 ⅛ | 28 ½ | 10 ¼ |
| 4XL | 33 ⅞ | 30 ½ | 10 ¼ |
| 5XL | 34 ⅝ | 32 ½ | 10 ¼ |
Centimeters
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
| S | 72 | 49.5 | 23.5 |
| M | 74 | 53.5 | 24 |
| L | 76 | 57.5 | 24.5 |
| XL | 79 | 62.5 | 25 |
| 2XL | 81.5 | 67.5 | 25.5 |
| 3XL | 84 | 72.5 | 26 |
| 4XL | 86 | 77.5 | 26 |
| 5XL | 88 | 82.5 | 26 |
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