Kids' Short-Sleeve T-Shirt - 100% Cotton, IXNAY Original Logo
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This is the shirt you wear when you are “absolutely not planning anything sneaky” (you definitely are).
Some shirts say “I am a responsible citizen.”
This one says, “I built a rocket out of cardboard, tamed an invisible dragon, and I’m home before dark. Probably.”
This IXNAY small adult "kids" tee is for the those see a “Do Not Enter” sign and thinks “that’s probably where the fun is.” Soft, sturdy, and simple, with a bold logo that looks like the emblem of a secret crew you can only join if you’re a little weird (in the best possible way).
Why you’ll love it (top-secret reasons)
- Feels like your favorite shirt on day one: Soft 100% cotton that’s comfy for missions that last from breakfast to “five more minutes, please.”
- Secret-club logo: The IXNAY circle mark looks like it belongs on a mystery comic, a band tee, or the patch of a covert explorer squad.
- Built for chaos: Strong enough for tree climbing, hallway races, couch forts, and “oops, I slid across the grass again.”
- Tag drama: cancelled: Tear-away label and smooth seams keep the neckline from feeling itchy or annoying.
- Plays nice with everything: Jeans, joggers, shorts, layered with a hoodie or jacket — it works in almost any “I dressed myself” situation.
- Good for the done gone growed up kid who kept their outer design compact, too: Go ahead, celebrate that inner 10-year-old who still designs secret bases in their head.
Field reports from the Secret Playground Network
- “Wore this shirt. Immediately started a spy club. I am the captain. The swings are our headquarters.”
- “Teacher said ‘nice shirt.’ That’s how you know they were definitely in a band once.”
- “Great for bike missions, comic-drawing marathons, and sneaking one more chapter under the blanket.”
- “My grown-up stole the design idea and now wants one in their size. Suspicious.”
Specs (confidential)
- Fabric: 100% cotton kids tee base for softness and durability.
- Construction: Classic youth fit with ribbed collar and reinforced shoulders to keep its shape after a hundred adventures.
- Print: IXNAY original circle logo, front and center — bold, simple, and easy to spot across a playground or skate park.
- Label: Tear-away tag to reduce itching, fidgeting, and shirt-negotiation at 7:58 AM.
- Care protocol: Machine wash with like colors, no bleach, tumble dry low or medium. Skip ironing directly over the graphic.
- Made-to-order: Printed after you hit “Start Mission,” helping avoid stacks of unused shirts and wasted materials.
Sizing & ops notes
- Range: Youth sizes (XS–XL) designed for the kid-to-tween zone.
- Fit vibe: True-to-size for everyday wear; size up if you want that loose, skater-crew, “I might climb something” fit.
- Quick check: Compare the size chart on this page to a favorite tee at home for best results.
- Movement approved: Room to run, jump, crawl, roll, and dramatically flop onto the couch after a long day of “totally normal” operations.
Final word
This isn’t a “stand still and be polite” shirt. It’s a “draw the map, name the planet, sneak snacks into the treehouse, build a story out of thin air” shirt. If you (or your inner kid) are always halfway between here and some wild imaginary mission, this is the uniform for it.
Mission summary: Loud ideas. Soft tee. Chaos allowed.
Features & Specifications
Size Guide
| XS | S | M | L | XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 |
| Length | 20.5 | 22 | 23.5 | 25 | 26.5 |
| Sleeve length (from center back) | 13.5 | 14 | 15.5 | 16 | 17.5 |
Centimeters
| XS | S | M | L | XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 41 | 43 | 46 | 48 | 51 |
| Length | 52 | 56 | 60 | 64 | 67 |
| Sleeve length (from center back) | 34 | 36 | 39 | 41 | 44 |
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