{"product_id":"poster-lesser-of-evils-is-still-evil","title":"The Lesser of Evils is Still Evil - Poster in 3 Sizes","description":"\u003ch3\u003eWhy You’ll Love It\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMuseum-quality print on thick matte paper—bold, clean, and glare-resistant (so it reads under harsh lights and harsh truths).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThree sizes so you can go subtle, standard, or “yes, it’s the whole point.”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInstant conversation starter—half joyful cartoon, half “wait… oh.”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDual-purpose dissent: wall art for the revolution’s break room, or a march-ready sign when you feel like taking it to the streets.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eField Reports\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAgents have deployed this successfully in:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003estudios, offices, and “I’m definitely working” corners\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003emusic rooms, edit bays, and therapy-by-making-stuff spaces\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ehallways where people can’t avoid reading it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003emarches where strangers laugh first… then nod\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eObserved effects: spontaneous smiles, uncomfortable binaries, and the rare “Where do I get one?” conversion event.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMission-ready for:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003edecorating secret HQ (or just your apartment)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003egifting to the silent outsider who’s tired of forced menus\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003erally day signage (cardboard-backed)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eplayful rebellion: mounting it over your own old campaign sign (or one you’re allowed to reuse) as a reminder that “two choices” isn’t a law of nature\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSpecs (Filed Under “Confidential”)\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePaper: thick matte, museum-quality\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePaper thickness: 10.3 mil (≈ 0.26 mm)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePaper weight: 189 g\/m²\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOpacity: 94%\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eISO brightness: 104%\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePaper sourced from: Japan\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCompliance intel: Adult product; EU warranty listed as 2 years; meets small parts + magnetic flux index requirements\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSizing \u0026amp; Ops Notes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChoose your footprint:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e10″ × 10″ (25.4 × 25.4 cm)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e14″ × 14″ (35.6 × 35.6 cm)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e18″ × 18″ (45.7 × 45.7 cm)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProtest-sign conversion (some assembly required):\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBack it with cardboard or foam board for rigidity.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTape or staple the poster securely from the back.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAdd a stick\/dowel as a handle (and keep edges smooth—no splinters, no chaos).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIf weather is a factor, consider a clear sleeve\/cover to protect the matte paper.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlayful rebellion note: if you “poster it over” an existing-party sign, keep it lawful—use a sign you own, a discarded one, or anything you have permission to alter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFinal Word\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThis is joy with teeth.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eA bright little reminder that the “lesser of two evils” pitch is still a pitch—and you’re allowed to demand more than two doors in a burning hallway.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eHang it in HQ.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eOr carry it into the street.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eEither way: More choices. More voices.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printful","offers":[{"title":"10″×10″","offer_id":46640868786338,"sku":"9596129_6239","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"14″×14″","offer_id":46640868819106,"sku":"9596129_6240","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"18″×18″","offer_id":46640868851874,"sku":"9596129_6242","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0673\/3601\/1938\/files\/ixnay-the-lesser-of-evils-is-still-evil-matte-paper-poster-18x18.webp?v=1773181551","url":"https:\/\/www.ixnay.com\/products\/poster-lesser-of-evils-is-still-evil","provider":"IXNAY","version":"1.0","type":"link"}