The Lesser of Evils is Still Evil - Poster in 3 Sizes
Pickup currently not available
Why You’ll Love It
- Museum-quality print on thick matte paper—bold, clean, and glare-resistant (so it reads under harsh lights and harsh truths).
- Three sizes so you can go subtle, standard, or “yes, it’s the whole point.”
- Instant conversation starter—half joyful cartoon, half “wait… oh.”
- Dual-purpose dissent: wall art for the revolution’s break room, or a march-ready sign when you feel like taking it to the streets.
Field Reports
Agents have deployed this successfully in:
- studios, offices, and “I’m definitely working” corners
- music rooms, edit bays, and therapy-by-making-stuff spaces
- hallways where people can’t avoid reading it
- marches where strangers laugh first… then nod
Observed effects: spontaneous smiles, uncomfortable binaries, and the rare “Where do I get one?” conversion event.
Mission-ready for:
- decorating secret HQ (or just your apartment)
- gifting to the silent outsider who’s tired of forced menus
- rally day signage (cardboard-backed)
- playful rebellion: mounting it over your own old campaign sign (or one you’re allowed to reuse) as a reminder that “two choices” isn’t a law of nature
Specs (Filed Under “Confidential”)
- Paper: thick matte, museum-quality
- Paper thickness: 10.3 mil (≈ 0.26 mm)
- Paper weight: 189 g/m²
- Opacity: 94%
- ISO brightness: 104%
- Paper sourced from: Japan
- Compliance intel: Adult product; EU warranty listed as 2 years; meets small parts + magnetic flux index requirements
Sizing & Ops Notes
Choose your footprint:
- 10″ × 10″ (25.4 × 25.4 cm)
- 14″ × 14″ (35.6 × 35.6 cm)
- 18″ × 18″ (45.7 × 45.7 cm)
Protest-sign conversion (some assembly required):
- Back it with cardboard or foam board for rigidity.
- Tape or staple the poster securely from the back.
- Add a stick/dowel as a handle (and keep edges smooth—no splinters, no chaos).
- If weather is a factor, consider a clear sleeve/cover to protect the matte paper.
Playful rebellion note: if you “poster it over” an existing-party sign, keep it lawful—use a sign you own, a discarded one, or anything you have permission to alter.
Final Word
This is joy with teeth.
A bright little reminder that the “lesser of two evils” pitch is still a pitch—and you’re allowed to demand more than two doors in a burning hallway.
Hang it in HQ.
Or carry it into the street.
Either way: More choices. More voices.
Features & Specifications
Size Guide
- 10″ × 10″ (25.4 × 25.4 cm)
- 14″ × 14″ (35.6 × 35.6 cm)
- 18″ × 18″ (45.7 × 45.7 cm)