{"title":"The Lesser of Evils is Still Evil","description":"\u003cp data-end=\"988\" data-start=\"605\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"709\" data-start=\"672\"\u003eThe Lesser of Evils is Still Evil\u003c\/strong\u003e is a bright, sarcastic warning label for a serious problem: a de facto two-party system that keeps handing people a forced choice like it’s natural law. It’s not. It’s a \u003cstrong data-end=\"896\" data-start=\"880\"\u003efalse binary\u003c\/strong\u003e—and the longer we accept it, the easier it is for power (and money) to keep the menu small.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1332\" data-start=\"990\"\u003eI made this graphic for the quiet majority: the \u003cstrong data-end=\"1062\" data-start=\"1042\"\u003esilent outsiders\u003c\/strong\u003e who don’t feel represented, don’t love being guilted, and don’t buy the “pick a side” script. The donkey, the elephant, and the devil dancing around a burning flag aren’t here to be edgy—they’re here to tell the truth with a grin: \u003cstrong data-end=\"1331\" data-start=\"1294\"\u003ethe lesser of evils is still evil\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1763\" data-start=\"1334\"\u003eThis collection turns that idea into a wearable (and giftable) signal: \u003cstrong data-end=\"1434\" data-start=\"1405\"\u003emen’s organic cotton tees\u003c\/strong\u003e, \u003cstrong data-end=\"1465\" data-start=\"1436\"\u003emen’s cotton long-sleeves\u003c\/strong\u003e, a \u003cstrong data-end=\"1491\" data-start=\"1469\"\u003ewomen’s cotton tee\u003c\/strong\u003e, plus everyday ops like the \u003cstrong data-end=\"1543\" data-start=\"1520\"\u003eorganic cotton tote\u003c\/strong\u003e (look for \u003cem data-end=\"1574\" data-start=\"1554\"\u003eDouble Down Series\u003c\/em\u003e items when the graphic appears on both sides), the \u003cstrong data-end=\"1651\" data-start=\"1626\"\u003eceramic mug (3 sizes)\u003c\/strong\u003e, \u003cstrong data-end=\"1673\" data-start=\"1653\"\u003eposter (3 sizes)\u003c\/strong\u003e, and the \u003cstrong data-end=\"1724\" data-start=\"1683\"\u003eround eco-friendly sticker (USA-only)\u003c\/strong\u003e. \u003cspan data-state=\"closed\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1950\" data-start=\"1765\"\u003eWant the practical “how we fix it” blueprint? Here's the first of three essays that explain how we got stuck in a 2-party system:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1950\" data-start=\"1765\"\u003e\n\u003ca title=\"Surprising Reason Congress No Longer Represents the People\" href=\"https:\/\/www.ixnay.com\/blogs\/writing\/surprising-reason-congress-no-longer-represents-the-people\"\u003eSurprising Reason Congress No Longer Represents the People \u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e(READ)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCheck back here or \u003ca title=\"Sign up for the IXNAY newsletter\" href=\"https:\/\/www.ixnay.com\/pages\/newsletter\"\u003esignup for the IXNAY newsletter\u003c\/a\u003e to stay informed. Until then: \u003cstrong data-end=\"1924\" data-start=\"1881\"\u003ewear it, carry it, post it, sip from it\u003c\/strong\u003e… and let the idea spread.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"mens-short-sleeve-t-shirt-organic-lesser-of-evils-still-evil","title":"The Lesser of Evils is Still Evil - Men’s Organic Cotton T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch3\u003eWhy You’ll Love It\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePure \u0026amp; soft:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton with that clean, breathable feel.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClassic, unpretentious fit:\u003c\/strong\u003e Regular fit, set-in sleeves, 1×1 rib collar — basics done right.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBuilt for repeat ops:\u003c\/strong\u003e Double-needle hems for durability, wash after wash.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA protest sign you can fold:\u003c\/strong\u003e Political commentary—delivered with cartoon joy and a grin you don’t have to explain (unless you want to).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eField Reports\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAgents confirm:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncreased knowing nods from fellow silent outsiders\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOccasional side-eye from loyalists of “Team This” vs “Team That”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSpontaneous laughter from people who realize the joke is… not a joke\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMission-ready for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRallies, marches, town halls, and “I’m just here to listen” recon\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCoffee lines where the small talk is big talk\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFamily gatherings where you refuse the forced-choice question\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVoting days, volunteer days, mutual-aid runs, and sanity walks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAny moment you want to say “no” without yelling\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSpecs (Filed Under “Confidential”)\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFabric Weight: 5.3 oz\/yd² (180 g\/m²)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFit: Regular, unisex style\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCollar: 1×1 ribbed, self-fabric neck tape inside back for comfort\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eConstruction: Set-in sleeves; double-needle topstitch at sleeves \u0026amp; bottom hem\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eArtwork: Circular \"presidential seal\"-style graphic, approx. 8 × 8 in (20.3 × 20.3 cm) \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSizing \u0026amp; Ops Notes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTrue to regular fit — if you want it roomy, size up.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCare: cold wash, tumble dry low or drip-dry preferred; avoid bleach; don’t dry clean; stay out of the blast radius.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFinal Word\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThis isn’t a party shirt. 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